Do I give you the ass or the crotch?

babecore:

praise the lord

hereistheplacewhereiloveyou:

the-sputnik-complex:

thegoblet-of-fire:

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT. 

FOREVER TEARS.

oh no….whoever did this just broke my fucking heart.

fucking love this.

mushkasplace:

albuspercivalwulfric:

I mean really

nobody has money that is prettier than australian money

it looks like we are all playing a massive game of monopoly

that’s clearly monopoly money, you all have been fooled for years. sad, sad humans.

larxenesomebody:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

not much compares to a warm hand on my thigh. unf.

fitfunfresh:

Things parents forget to tell their children:

• Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
• Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
• Stretch marks. Those are…

this is how my night went. followed by him being like “waaatch” 

xD supernatural<3

I disregard his offenses and his “horrible traits” because he was a child, a weak child, who was brought up by evil, but loving, parents. He can’t help the things he was told to do, and I feel like if Draco had been brought up in the way that Harry was, or Ron or Hermione, he may have been the hero. It’s not because he’s attractive. I loved his character in the books too, ya dick.

harrypotterconfessions:

I just hate him, nothing more to say.

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:( how could anyone in the world hate him…….he is the most wonderful….no no no no. I’m so upset by this. Not even angry, just sad. He is amazing. :(

apondfarewell:

kristalbrooks:

yeah

sure

do 

watch

because

Doctor

Who

is

so 

fucking

happy

all

the 

fucking

time

NO STOP MOFFING OUR BRAIN

BAWLING. I AM BAWLING. THE ONE WITH ROSE AND TEN AND THEY HAVE THEIR HEADS TO THE WALLS OR WHATEVER. NO. ROSE WILL FOREVER BE MY FAVORITE COMPANION. STILL. BAWLING.