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My name is Kaylee and I don't have anything to say for myself. If you want to know me, this is a good place to start.

"Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't."

Betas looking for an Alpha

goldenphoenix26:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

221b-stark-tower:

all-hail-the-daleks:

expecting-a-patronus:

gabrielesque:

wendigo-:

jonsonocklos:

deanskraken:

lillithwithdiamonds:

deanskraken:

thedoctormakesyoubetter:

ivegotthekielbasayouordered:

HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.

Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure. 


I made it more hipster for you

A little bit more hipster:



Fa la la ~

A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles


just reblogging this again
oh my god

you were missing some space-ness


somebody tweet this to him please

Some wolves maybe?




Oh no

ERMAGHERRRRRDDD

goldenphoenix26:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

221b-stark-tower:

all-hail-the-daleks:

expecting-a-patronus:

gabrielesque:

wendigo-:

jonsonocklos:

deanskraken:

lillithwithdiamonds:

deanskraken:

thedoctormakesyoubetter:

ivegotthekielbasayouordered:

HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.

Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure. 

image

I made it more hipster for you

A little bit more hipster:

image

image

Fa la la ~

A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles

image

just reblogging this again

oh my god

you were missing some space-ness

image

somebody tweet this to him please

Some wolves maybe?

Oh no

ERMAGHERRRRRDDD

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Anonymous said: drew you're so funny and always make me so happy, what do you suggest for someone who's dealing with selfharm?

mytoecold:

i think that in concern of your safety, obviously talking to someone close to you about it would be the best idea.

but, i can also understand why that might feel like the most difficult thing to do in the entire world.

okay, i am not an expert on this so PLEASE take anything i say with a grain of salt.

i think that the first step is probably to try your absolute hardest to remove any sort of guilt or embarrassment you might possibly have (and if you don’t, that’s good and even better) regarding what you are doing.

here is what i can tell you: it’s not your fault.

and listen, i do realize that “not your fault” is a trite and tired phrase that may have lost any meaning it once had. but i don’t mean in this in the your-parents-are-getting-divorced-and-i-don’t-know-what-else-to-say-to-shut-you-up kind of way. i mean, genuinely, that what you are doing has NOTHING to do with you as a person.

whether it can be explained by a collection of past traumatic experiences, negative things people in your life have said to you, or just simple brain chemistry, the one thing it can NOT be explained by, is you.

it is not because you are stupid. it is not because you are weak. it is not because you aren’t brave enough to stop.

it is because you are hurting.

and there are a series of mental patterns your brain develops and becomes accustomed to that get you to that place every time you hurt yourself. the important thing to do is to try and recognize what those patterns are and try and stop them.

and then it becomes you vs. your brain. and that motherfucker is tough.

when you feel yourself starting to get sad or like might want to hurt yourself in the near future, try to take in each thought and feeling as they enter your brain. feel them as they come, let them happen, but as they do, try and question them. you’ll probably find that a lot of them aren’t even true.

and hopefully, next time that you think/feel those things again, after they have been dissected and analyzed by you, they will lose some of their effect.

because the more you learn about something, the less powerful it becomes. kinda like a sex scene in a movie. once you learn that there’s some sweaty guy named stan holding a weird microphone on a stick right above ben affleck’s perfect ass, it’s not as hot anymore.

look, it won’t be easy. it’s not supposed to be. it’s lame. it’s exhausting. it fucking sucks. but it is possible. that i can promise you 150 percent.

i hope something i said helped. i don’t know. i looked up hotlines and this number is of a place called S.A.F.E. : (800) 366-8288. they seem pretty cool. i feel like sending sad people the typical sad-people-hotlines might be annoying or condescending. i’m not sure. but that’s why i put all the other stuff first.

anyway, i love you. much much love. bye for now.

bookoisseur:

laughterkey:

terryberrycherrypop:

Interviewer : "You have this little black child who’s gonna grow up in this world.." (x)

God bless this woman!

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bitchenwitch:

i just realized it’s breast cancer awareness month so here’s a reminder:

don’t donate to susan g komen. they’ve spent TONS of money making sure their upper management can drive pink cars with customized license plates and tried to sue planned parenthood for using the pink ribbon, which they stole from an elderly woman who was trying to draw attention to the misuse of donated funds, which is the exact shit that susan g komen is doing right now.

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fairytaleasoldastime:

The Cockblock Brigade

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fromthepalaceofthedogs:

notyourexrotic:

steampunkette:

kittykat8311:

robothugscomic:

New comic!

Yeah, I might have watched a movie and gotten kind of mad.

This is seriously a trope I’d love to never see again though.

I can think of three movies that do this straight off the bat, and I’d bet there are more like dozens

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

See this quote from Elizabeth Bear:

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego MovieGuardians of the GalaxyThe Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

Just realised that’s pretty much Wanted.

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square-enix:

humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures

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dannyqhantom:

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

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blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

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sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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aseaofquotes:

Paul Schmidtberger, Design Flaws of the Human Condition

aseaofquotes:

Paul Schmidtberger, Design Flaws of the Human Condition

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batcii:

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batcii:

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batcii:

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batcii:

Omg finished okay going to bed now goodnight. Click through to see bigger.

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