A tribute to ROGER EBERT
No, that’s okay. I definitely needed to cry over a comic today. That is fine.
oooh I am crying right now
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
cute boy is walking in your direction on the sidewalk
tries to spontaneously look cuter as he passes by
I just did this. Legit.
the fuck
Clearly this is black magic at work here
been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way
WHAT THE SHIT
i did this just now completely skeptical and when it worked i just fell over onto my bed and sobbed into my blanket
ok important make sure you’re grabbing across/over the shirt instead of the side nearest to you because i was doing that for like 5 minutes and getting pissed that i couldn’t folow simple instructions correctly. but then i did it right it’s basically magic
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*cops knock on door* “open up the door we smell marijuana” WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT i scream at the door. *long pause* *police apologize* *muffled sound of handcuffs clicking outside*
“if false, please correct and rewrite the statement”
WHAT’S UP INTERNET
If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.
Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!
Rules:
- Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.
- Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.
- If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.
- I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.
The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!
I loved him. I loved him. But sometimes people who really love each other… Well, they have an uncanny knack for making each other miserable. [x]
Asked by Anonymous
Not gonna lie, most of the times that I have lost friends, I have not given a fuck. True friends find their way back…but most of the friends I have lost were shitty friends. Sometimes, it’s actually the friendship that is pushing you over the edge. I had a friend who was incredibly negative and whiny and always treated me poorly and we fought quite a few different times but this last time, she has stayed mad, even though she was the bitch in the situation, and now my life is so much easier. Might not be the same with you. Mostly, when you feel like you’re losing someone…you just have to talk it out with them and either work it out, or get some closure and realize you just can’t be friends.
